"maybe you wouldnt be so tired if you went to bed earl-"
I’d definitely kiss your entire face and make you pancakes and buy you records
Entire Class: *forgets to do homework*
Teacher: Well I guess I won’t count it
I’ll take that one
annndd that one!
I like this one
aaaaand this one.
Spiders eat their parents all the time and no one cares when they do it so what the fuck
did you eat your parents
How about you mind your own business